KAPPA PISSED HIMSELF WHILE SPOONING COOPS IN HIS TENT

this needed its own topic, reasons to lol doesn't cover it far enough.

coops turned up tentless, sleeping bag less (i think), one set of clothes or summat and crashed in kevs tent. kev got ridiculously drunk, and pissed himself in the night along with muttering alot to himself, puking and getting cramp in his sleep and screaming.

hero.

Hahahaha, when he text me saying you came into the tent and said "what's this spilled orange tango over the floor?!" I was in absolute stitches.

Absolutely priceless! Kev is such an awesome drunk.

Jakies. They pair are utter jakies. Good thing they're hilarious.

Hahahahaha Irn Bru at it's best.

Hahahaha

LMFAO

Ha, oh dear! Those two are a total mess.

That's amazing.

I wish I come to Leeds instead now.

blissof89 wrote:That's amazing.

I wish I come to Leeds instead now.

So you can get pissed on too? I'm sure this can be arranged with Kev.

Good thing I'm not sharing a room with him in Paris.

Quite worried that I've offered him my couch for Newcastle now :/

Poppins wrote:Quite worried that I've offered him my couch for Newcastle now :/

Hahaha he'll be well behaved at another persons house. Think i'm doing Newcastle too so will cool to meet the rest of the Geordie peeps here!

ChumbaWumba wrote:

Poppins wrote:Quite worried that I've offered him my couch for Newcastle now :/

Hahaha he'll be well behaved at another persons house. Think i'm doing Newcastle too so will cool to meet the rest of the Geordie peeps here!

Yes! Tickets arrived today

I was hoping this wouldnt leak. No pun intended. Thanks a bundle Burgess haha!!

Its not my proudest moment, all I will say is I was in a VERY bad way that day, on my way back to the tent from Shikari I fell and destroyed my ankle (the ambulance lot thought it was broken) and Id had booze to numb it etc.

Id literally told my mate they day before how Id heard of people pissing themselves drunk and how proud I was to have never done it before etc.

I remember being half asleep and peeing and saying in my sleep "its cool man, this is ok" and something clicking and thinking "no no no" and I woke up annd I was pissing all over coops haha.

after i cleared it all up etc i was sleeping naked and got cramp in the back of my leg. Woke up, tried to stretch it off and was screaming in pain, which woke coops up and the first thing he saw was my ass and balls (i was naked) in his face, and he thought I was puking, and thought I was screaming trying to stop myself from shitting myself and cowered iin fear hahahaha.


I guessits sweet revenge for him teabagging me in Amsterdam.

Hahahaha this is quality

kapslock wrote:I remember being half asleep and peeing and saying in my sleep "its cool man, this is ok" and something clicking and thinking "no no no" and I woke up annd I was pissing all over coops haha.

Oh god. I haven't laughed that hard on the internet in a longgg time

Coming back on here for the first time in the best part of a year and reading this

Kev, well done pal LOL!

Hahahaha Chris cheers mate. It was not my best day haha. I can laugh about it now.

AND I'M JUST FINDING THIS OUT NOW? Ouch. Poor Kev. And poor Coops.

Can't believe he did it last night again at the travelodge in Kingston...

Coops should've learned his lesson by now...

Coops loves Kev's Scottish Irn Bru piss.

Skully wrote:

rehost this shit, what's it meant to be?