The Sex Thread (may be NSFW in places)

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Post by Charn on Thu 15 Mar 2012, 4:20 am

kappa99 wrote:
Charn wrote:
ChumbaWumba wrote:For anyone that didn't know it's 'Steak and Blowjob day' tomorrow apparently.

For the lucky people it is. -_-

Connor not into sucking your dick?

How has this got anything to do with Connor?! Hahahahaha.
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Post by ChumbaWumba on Thu 15 Mar 2012, 4:40 am

I didn't get steak Sad
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Post by Connor on Thu 15 Mar 2012, 4:42 am

And Charn didn't get a blowjob.

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Post by Charn on Thu 15 Mar 2012, 4:48 am

Connor wrote:And Charn didn't get a blowjob.

Fuck yoooou. Smile
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Post by Poppins on Thu 15 Mar 2012, 5:12 am

Last night, Phil was practising his martial arts on me while I was wearing focus pads. Unfortunately, he hit the pad at an angle so it bent my arm back and hit me square in the nose. No real harm done, and we've learnt never to practise Wing Chun while pissed.

When he gets home tonight, I'm going to remind him that's it's Steak and Blowjob Day, and then explain that he's getting neither, because he punched me in the face yesterday.

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Post by leeburgess on Fri 16 Mar 2012, 1:32 pm

Poppins wrote:Last night, Phil was practising his martial arts on me while I was wearing focus pads. Unfortunately, he hit the pad at an angle so it bent my arm back and hit me square in the nose. No real harm done, and we've learnt never to practise Wing Chun while pissed.

When he gets home tonight, I'm going to remind him that's it's Steak and Blowjob Day, and then explain that he's getting neither, because he punched me in the face yesterday.


yeah!
suck that mans dick and apologise for being an awful sparring partner!
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Post by orwellaintdead on Sat 17 Mar 2012, 9:40 am

LOLOL:

http://rt.com/usa/news/rick-santorum-porn-pornography-773/
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Post by Jaaakkkeee on Thu 29 Mar 2012, 8:37 pm

I had a wank this morning.

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Post by blissof89 on Thu 29 Mar 2012, 11:12 pm

I had 2 last night, I win.
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Post by orwellaintdead on Thu 29 Mar 2012, 11:15 pm

Can anyone beat 6 in one day?
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Post by blissof89 on Thu 29 Mar 2012, 11:29 pm

I'll let you know on Sunday, work every day until then.
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Post by leeburgess on Fri 30 Mar 2012, 12:34 am

smashin'

lol...geddit?
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Post by blissof89 on Fri 30 Mar 2012, 12:42 am

Lifes hard, when my dick isn't.
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Re: The Sex Thread (may be NSFW in places)

Post by Malky on Fri 30 Mar 2012, 2:37 am

orwellaintdead wrote:Can anyone beat 6 in one day?
On my off days during first year of uni, I got eight one day and seven on a few other. Goddamn, the friction.
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Re: The Sex Thread (may be NSFW in places)

Post by Charn on Fri 30 Mar 2012, 2:44 am

Fucking hell.
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Post by orwellaintdead on Fri 30 Mar 2012, 2:47 am

Malky wrote:
orwellaintdead wrote:Can anyone beat 6 in one day?
On my off days during first year of uni, I got eight one day and seven on a few other. Goddamn, the friction.
Bravo. My ultimate respect to you.

Charn wrote:Fucking hell.
He's got game.
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Post by blissof89 on Fri 30 Mar 2012, 4:30 am

That's a lot.
Did it make your penis sore?
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Post by Hobbsy on Fri 30 Mar 2012, 5:24 am

Nothing beats going down on a girl! (except anal trololol)
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Re: The Sex Thread (may be NSFW in places)

Post by Charn on Fri 30 Mar 2012, 8:29 am

blissof89 wrote:That's a lot.
Did it make your penis sore?

I feel sore thinking about that and I don't even have a penis.
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Re: The Sex Thread (may be NSFW in places)

Post by ChumbaWumba on Fri 30 Mar 2012, 8:44 am

Malky's balls must've ached like a motherfucker. What were you jizzing, air?


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Post by orwellaintdead on Fri 30 Mar 2012, 8:55 am

Recently I've had really significant projection. T'is strange.
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Re: The Sex Thread (may be NSFW in places)

Post by Charn on Fri 30 Mar 2012, 9:09 am

I really do hope you all wash your hands when finished!
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Post by Jed on Sun 01 Apr 2012, 3:09 am

I snorted alot. I feel dirty touching my Mac keys after a wank. Not that I blow my load all over my hands but there's probably an aurora of warm penis around my Macbook. No computers jokes guys...

What's a sex cos I ain't had one 4 long tym

EDIT: By snorted I meant I laughed alot at the last page of this thread, not snorted shit loads of sniff and had a wank, just to clarify. P.s. 5/6 times is my max. SORE.
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Re: The Sex Thread (may be NSFW in places)

Post by kappa99 on Sun 01 Apr 2012, 4:08 am

If you could shine a UV light over my keyboard...uh huh.
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Re: The Sex Thread (may be NSFW in places)

Post by Skully on Tue 03 Apr 2012, 3:03 am

Anyone ever been to a massage parlour for a tantric / lingham / body 2 body sesh. I'm tempted to give it a bash
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