The Sex Thread (may be NSFW in places)

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Post by Malky on Mon 17 Sep 2012, 4:11 am

It makes no sense
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Re: The Sex Thread (may be NSFW in places)

Post by aprilMCC on Tue 18 Sep 2012, 5:47 pm

orwellaintdead wrote:
Malky wrote:
orwellaintdead wrote:
aprilMCC wrote:How is it that I'm the compact-sized one yet when having sex in the back of a car I am still the only one who manages to get hurt? Someone explain this to me.
Malky wrote:Newton's laws of motion. The force of you being pumped gets transferred into yourself and means you're rattling about more uncontrollably than your counterpart. Reckon that's pretty concise.
Surely depends who was on top? And how exactly were you hurt..?
If you're gettin a richt gid rattlin', it doesn't really matter who's on top, you're probably gonna be moving a lot.
I suppose.. There may be extenuating circumstances we've not been informed of.. Kev linked to a certain video around March time
I was considering going to look for this link but decided against it almost immediately.

Well we changed positions, but I somehow always managed to smash my head on something regardless of placement. It just surprised me 'cause he was almost a foot taller then me and he didn't hit his head once. Either he a) has sex in his car a lot and is use to the layout or b) was too busy making sure he wasn't getting hurt to realise he was setting me up to hit my head. Or it could be me being super oblivious to my environment. Regardless, I think I'll lay off the car sex for a bit. I'd rather not wake up to a severely bruised head again.

beth wrote:You missed the horror that was banana girl? (Just putting the pictures in a spoiler 'cause I wish I never saw them, ranko.)
Spoiler:

Heard about a girl who stuck a carrot up there once and died because it broke off in her. Needless to say, sticking fruit up there probably isn't the safest thing out there. How'd these even come about anyway?
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Re: The Sex Thread (may be NSFW in places)

Post by leeburgess on Tue 18 Sep 2012, 10:15 pm

Malky wrote:It makes no sense

fetish. that word covers anything creepy in the sexy world.

it's easy to understand a banana fetish when people genuinely get turned on being shat and puked on.
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Re: The Sex Thread (may be NSFW in places)

Post by Malky on Wed 19 Sep 2012, 12:40 am

leeburgess wrote:
Malky wrote:It makes no sense

fetish. that word covers anything creepy in the sexy world.

it's easy to understand a banana fetish when people genuinely get turned on being shat and puked on.
Hey baby mind if I use you as essentially a human toilet then I can take a shit in your mouth while I wank

Fucking people.
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Post by ChumbaWumba on Fri 21 Sep 2012, 8:33 am

Sex before marriage is bad m'kay.
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Post by Malky on Fri 21 Sep 2012, 9:38 am

Ask the forum's resident Catholic expert, Kevin Kerr

lmao just kidding sex owns
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Post by leeburgess on Sun 23 Sep 2012, 9:36 am

i like sex me
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Re: The Sex Thread (may be NSFW in places)

Post by Sophiee on Wed 21 Nov 2012, 11:52 am

Malky wrote:

Haven't been on the forum in ages, so decided to check out what's going on.
My favourite thing so far is this guy, ohhh he's so ill.
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Post by Sophiee on Sat 01 Dec 2012, 2:41 am

I had sex in a kitchen last weekend. I thought it was fun and spontaneous but then I was like, oh, it's a kitchen.
Food is prepared there. And I also have a bruised chest from leaning over the chair Sad
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Re: The Sex Thread (may be NSFW in places)

Post by Malky on Sat 01 Dec 2012, 10:30 am

Go on...
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Re: The Sex Thread (may be NSFW in places)

Post by orwellaintdead on Sat 01 Dec 2012, 10:14 pm

Bizzare
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