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Post by Hobbsy on Mon 16 Jan 2012, 11:40 am

Don't hotels usually have beds? :p
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Post by Hobbsy on Mon 16 Jan 2012, 11:41 am

naroh wrote:Willing to bet some of the highest posters in this thread have indirectly proportionate sex lives.

I read this post again and I couldn't agree with you more! I actually laughed to myself cause it's so true.
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Post by Sophiee on Mon 16 Jan 2012, 12:01 pm

Hobbsy wrote:Don't hotels usually have beds? :p
Yeah but theres a sofa there too and I've made the decision to have sex on that also, biiiatch.
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Post by Hobbsy on Mon 16 Jan 2012, 12:10 pm

Nice haha! You might as well use the shower too!
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Post by ChumbaWumba on Mon 16 Jan 2012, 12:14 pm

Oh god even just the mention of a shower......
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Post by Hobbsy on Mon 16 Jan 2012, 12:21 pm

You loved it, if Sophie experienced what we did then she'll never shut up about it haha
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Post by Sophiee on Mon 16 Jan 2012, 12:24 pm

Aw you told me about that hahah.
I'm scared of shower sex, what if you slip and fall and break something. I do wanna try it but I'm very safety conscious.
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Post by Hobbsy on Mon 16 Jan 2012, 12:32 pm

Was an interesting night haha! You'll be fine tbh, just keep your feet still! Can always use a shower mat if you're really that worried about slipping over! I was fine and didn't slip when I've done it (not with Chumba!) so don't worry!
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Post by Sophiee on Mon 16 Jan 2012, 12:35 pm

IT'S HARD TO KEEP YOUR FEET STILL IN A SHOWER. Hahah, shower mats really add to the sexy vibe I imagine.
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Post by Jed on Mon 16 Jan 2012, 1:06 pm

I miss regular sex. My hand has seen more action these past few months than Bruce Willis has in the entire Die Hard Quadrilogy.

Also my uni supposedly has the highest sex rate in the UK, not sure how they worked that out exactly but I'm disappointed to be bringing down the figures.
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Post by Niamh on Mon 16 Jan 2012, 1:57 pm

Had a house party last night and apparently I very nearly slept with my housemate's brother until my other housemate intervened. Then I proceeded to try it on with my mate. Massive cringe. Safe to say I'm incredibly happy neither of those situations actually occurred.

Also, all the comments I've made on here tonight have involved sex in some way. I miss regular sex also. SO much better when you know what each other likes. Mmm.
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Post by Jaaakkkeee on Mon 16 Jan 2012, 7:57 pm

I got wanked off in the bath last night. Shared baths are awesome. I'd never have sex in a bath though, you can push dirty water all up inside her and stuff. Not good.

Shower sex is alright, the one time I did it I took to long to come because of the water dripping on my head constantly and I ended up having a massive migraine and almost passing out mid-pump.

Best sex position ever is standing up, but her back to you. Like the start of the first ever True Blood episode where the woman has her hands chained up and the vampire is pumping her from behind.
Feelsgoodman.

Also, sex anywhere but the bed can just end up being incredibly awkward. Plan ahead. Strategy is key.

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Post by Nia on Mon 16 Jan 2012, 8:10 pm

Jaaakkkeee wrote:Best sex position ever is standing up, but her back to you.

So true, I had this up for the first time against a wall on a staircase this weekend. It was wonderful.
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Post by badgger on Mon 16 Jan 2012, 9:49 pm

Nia wrote:
Jaaakkkeee wrote:Best sex position ever is standing up, but her back to you.

So true, I had this up for the first time against a wall on a staircase this weekend. It was wonderful.
Cheers doll.

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Post by Jaaakkkeee on Mon 16 Jan 2012, 10:06 pm

Nia wrote:
Jaaakkkeee wrote:Best sex position ever is standing up, but her back to you.

So true, I had this up for the first time against a wall on a staircase this weekend. It was wonderful.

The thing with this is it's TOO good.

Guys, make sure you've gave her loads of attention and satisfied her with foreplay before attempting this because it will end you in no time.

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Post by Hobbsy on Tue 17 Jan 2012, 12:03 am

Loving the supposed "sex tips" in this thread
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Post by Jaaakkkeee on Tue 17 Jan 2012, 12:07 am

I've been told, by exes that have no reason to be nice to me, that I'm good.

I also have a bigger penis than anyone here.

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Post by blissof89 on Tue 17 Jan 2012, 12:20 am

I fail to see the desire to post about my sexual endeavours on a public internet forum to people I hardly know.




Plus Imma virgin.
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Post by ChumbaWumba on Tue 17 Jan 2012, 12:24 am

blissof89 wrote:Plus Imma virgin.

You ain't no Charlie, that's for sure. What a lad.
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Post by blissof89 on Tue 17 Jan 2012, 12:28 am

Are we talking about my brother here?
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Post by ChumbaWumba on Tue 17 Jan 2012, 12:37 am

blissof89 wrote:Are we talking about my brother here?

There's only one Charlie Bliss who is also a LAD.
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Post by Jaaakkkeee on Tue 17 Jan 2012, 12:50 am

Anyone else get a really sore head when they wank? To the point of almost passing out and feeling dizzy?

It's happened to me a few times. I normally power through and make it worse but if my dicks hard and in my hand nothing on earth will stop me finishing.

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Post by blissof89 on Tue 17 Jan 2012, 2:05 am

ChumbaWumba wrote:
There's only one Charlie Bliss who is also a LAD.

Haha, he's calmed down A LOT as of late. In love isn't he, bless him.
Few years ago though, more than worthy of the DD title.
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Post by Scott on Tue 17 Jan 2012, 12:10 pm

Yeah, regular sex is awesome guys.
Thanks for reminding me of my awesome sex life.
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Post by Charn on Tue 17 Jan 2012, 1:44 pm

Jaaakkkeee wrote:I also have a bigger penis than anyone here.

You don't have a bigger penis than me.
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