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Re: The relationship advice thread.

Post by Niamh on Tue 13 Oct 2009, 9:23 am

You also have to be a raging alcoholic.
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Re: The relationship advice thread.

Post by Joetehbear on Tue 13 Oct 2009, 9:24 am

Hmm..
I drink an unhealthy amount of Lucozade Orange.
Will that suffice?
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Re: The relationship advice thread.

Post by Rach on Tue 13 Oct 2009, 9:25 am

Being part of this community has perks, drinking copious amounts of alcohol and it being accepted is one of them.
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Re: The relationship advice thread.

Post by Scott on Tue 13 Oct 2009, 9:26 am

Joetehbear wrote:Hmm..
I drink an unhealthy amount of Lucozade Orange.
Will that suffice?

Never.

Only alcohol will do if you want to be part of our group. Nothing more, nothing less.
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Re: The relationship advice thread.

Post by Joetehbear on Tue 13 Oct 2009, 9:26 am

Scott wrote:
Joetehbear wrote:Hmm..
I drink an unhealthy amount of Lucozade Orange.
Will that suffice?

Never.

Only alcohol will do if you want to be part of our group. Nothing more, nothing less.

/Cryface
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Re: The relationship advice thread.

Post by Rach on Tue 13 Oct 2009, 9:28 am

Scott wrote:
Joetehbear wrote:Hmm..
I drink an unhealthy amount of Lucozade Orange.
Will that suffice?

Never.

Only alcohol will do if you want to be part of our group. Nothing more, nothing less.

WE HAVEN'T SPOKE IN AGES, TALK TO ME NOW.

You also have to like love worship Jager.
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Re: The relationship advice thread.

Post by Joetehbear on Tue 13 Oct 2009, 9:30 am

The only alchohol I drink is Frosty Jacks, Jagerbombs, and most things with vodka in it.
/Homosexuality
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Re: The relationship advice thread.

Post by Rach on Tue 13 Oct 2009, 9:32 am

Frost Jacks made me spew up my guts once, I've not drunk it since.
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Re: The relationship advice thread.

Post by Joely on Tue 13 Oct 2009, 9:32 am

Jager = the official unofficial drink.
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Re: The relationship advice thread.

Post by Joetehbear on Tue 13 Oct 2009, 9:32 am

Blasphemy!

I used to drink it all the time, aha.
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Re: The relationship advice thread.

Post by Connor on Tue 13 Oct 2009, 9:34 am

I like all cider but Strongbow is the best.

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Re: The relationship advice thread.

Post by Joetehbear on Tue 13 Oct 2009, 9:34 am

I hate strongbow..
Im not exactly sure why, but I hate it.
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Re: The relationship advice thread.

Post by Niamh on Tue 13 Oct 2009, 9:40 am

I can drink strongbow which scares me.
JAGER FTW OMFG <3

The relationship thread is no longer between human and human.
It is human and alcohol.
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Re: The relationship advice thread.

Post by Joetehbear on Tue 13 Oct 2009, 9:41 am

Niamh wrote:I can drink strongbow which scares me.
JAGER FTW OMFG <3

The relationship thread is no longer between human and human.
It is human and alcohol.

YOU ARE NO WOMAN.
D:
And yes, yes it is.
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Re: The relationship advice thread.

Post by Pete on Tue 13 Oct 2009, 10:03 am

Eventually, human kind will adapt to our love of alcohol and we will be able to reproduce alcohol in the natural way. In thousands of years time, we'll all be squeezing out bottles of jager instead of babies.
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Re: The relationship advice thread.

Post by Joetehbear on Tue 13 Oct 2009, 10:21 am

The man speaks logic.
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Re: The relationship advice thread.

Post by Martin on Tue 13 Oct 2009, 10:27 am

Niamh wrote:You also have to be a raging alcoholic.

Check.
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Re: The relationship advice thread.

Post by Rach on Tue 13 Oct 2009, 5:07 pm

I'd drink my own baby.
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Re: The relationship advice thread.

Post by Sophiee on Tue 13 Oct 2009, 8:33 pm

Scott wrote:Aww, you're breaking his little KFC fueled heart, Soph. Take it back.

He may never be the same again...
Hahah, KFC fueled heart. That's so true. I'm just gonna call him chicken boy from now on.
Pretty sure I've already called him it though...
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Re: The relationship advice thread.

Post by Martin on Tue 13 Oct 2009, 8:37 pm

Sophiee wrote:
Scott wrote:Aww, you're breaking his little KFC fueled heart, Soph. Take it back.

He may never be the same again...
Hahah, KFC fueled heart. That's so true. I'm just gonna call him chicken boy from now on.
Pretty sure I've already called him it though...

Probably Laughing
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Re: The relationship advice thread.

Post by Malky on Wed 14 Oct 2009, 7:57 am

-PEET- wrote:Eventually, human kind will adapt to our love of alcohol and we will be able to reproduce alcohol in the natural way. In thousands of years time, we'll all be squeezing out bottles of jager instead of babies.
If it's going the natural way, the Jäger will be coming out of girl's boobs to feed their kids. And husbands.
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Re: The relationship advice thread.

Post by HappySailor69 on Wed 14 Oct 2009, 10:03 am

digging that malky.
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Re: The relationship advice thread.

Post by Malky on Wed 14 Oct 2009, 11:46 am

Hopefully it'll be more than Jäger, get some of that in me and it usually ends with a mess and an ill Malky.
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Re: The relationship advice thread.

Post by Rach on Wed 14 Oct 2009, 6:10 pm

Different alcoholic beverage for each tit?
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Re: The relationship advice thread.

Post by Joetehbear on Wed 14 Oct 2009, 8:02 pm

What, you mean two?
Or how many tits do you have? >_>
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