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unopened letter to the world

Post by thomas. on Wed 05 Aug 2009, 9:06 am

seen this on a couple of forums.
basically you write your thoughts in letter form to anyone/anything. be it a rant, or something good.
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Re: unopened letter to the world

Post by Sophiee on Wed 05 Aug 2009, 9:18 am

Dear Robert Pattinson.
What the fuck is up with your accent on twilight?
It's terrible, you sound like a new york gangster most of the time.
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Re: unopened letter to the world

Post by StandYourGround on Wed 05 Aug 2009, 9:18 am

Dear Chris Batten,

Will you marry me? Smile

- Lara

xoxo


LOOOOOOOOOL
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Re: unopened letter to the world

Post by chris_dreads on Wed 05 Aug 2009, 9:21 am

dear gordon brown

for the sake of the country, RESIGN YOU FOOL!
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Re: unopened letter to the world

Post by apap3rplat3 on Wed 05 Aug 2009, 9:21 am

Dear 99.999% of all rappers and country "musicians",

Please stop making music. Right now.

Thanks!
Patches
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Re: unopened letter to the world

Post by Rach on Wed 05 Aug 2009, 9:22 am

Dear ?,
I'm happy now because of you, thanks.
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Re: unopened letter to the world

Post by Frankie on Wed 05 Aug 2009, 9:24 am

Dear Rich,
i'm really gutted you weren't who I thought you were.
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Re: unopened letter to the world

Post by ladders on Wed 05 Aug 2009, 9:26 am

dear skream, coki and datsik,

thanks boys for making my life awesome and making times bearable when i had nothing but badman basslines and ticklingly wierd synths. love you
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Re: unopened letter to the world

Post by Charn on Wed 05 Aug 2009, 9:43 am

Dear John

Please please please dont make a mess of my ear tomorrow when you stretch it. Praying.
Charn x
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Re: unopened letter to the world

Post by Jess on Wed 05 Aug 2009, 9:48 am

CharnieRocksYesh? wrote:Dear John

Please please please dont make a mess of my ear tomorrow when you stretch it. Praying.
Charn x
why are you getting someone else to stretch it? surely thats worse than doing it yourself.. i have one and couldnt even start to imagine someone else doing it for me other than myself.

Dear mr flowers
marry me god dammit.
aha
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Re: unopened letter to the world

Post by leeburgess on Wed 05 Aug 2009, 9:55 am

dear arctic monkeys
thanks for writing a fucking shit new single so now there is more chance you will go down the shitter and stop headlining the festivals i want to go to in the future.
and alex (turner), your new long hair makes me laugh a fucking load you absolute tool.

regards, lee burgaaah.
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Re: unopened letter to the world

Post by Elemental on Wed 05 Aug 2009, 10:07 am

Dear Enter Shikari,

I'm at a loss, the lions den is full of idiots and the zone has the same vibe as a girls sleepover (but instead of the girls having pillow fights in their underwear they just discuss periods, shaving their legs and what boys they consider hot). What should I do, where am I to go?

Yours faithfully,
M Bizzle

P.s please find out how burgess keeps such perfect facial hair
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Re: unopened letter to the world

Post by apap3rplat3 on Wed 05 Aug 2009, 10:18 am

Elemental wrote:Dear Enter Shikari,

I'm at a loss, the lions den is full of idiots and the zone has the same vibe as a girls sleepover (but instead of the girls having pillow fights in their underwear they just discuss periods, shaving their legs and what boys they consider hot). What should I do, where am I to go?

Yours faithfully,
M Bizzle

P.s please find out how burgess keeps such perfect facial hair

you should stay here Razz It may be like a girl sleepover (i guess) but at least we're all nice and friendly.
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Re: unopened letter to the world

Post by Elemental on Wed 05 Aug 2009, 10:22 am

If I wanted to listen in on conversations about periods and shaving legs I'd sit in on a Year 6 girls sex education lesson. After the restraining order Jay got last time, I don't think I'll try it to be honest.
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Re: unopened letter to the world

Post by ladders on Wed 05 Aug 2009, 10:24 am

yeah that was a bitch, fuckin' nuns always complainin
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Re: unopened letter to the world

Post by Martin on Wed 05 Aug 2009, 10:29 am

Dear KFC,

Fuck you.

Love Martin xxx
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Re: unopened letter to the world

Post by the prodigy rule on Wed 05 Aug 2009, 11:38 am

Dear goverments of the world

fuck your capitalist beliefs

cheers x
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Re: unopened letter to the world

Post by ladders on Wed 05 Aug 2009, 2:47 pm

rorschach,

youre so, so, so fucking cool.
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Re: unopened letter to the world

Post by Becky on Wed 05 Aug 2009, 6:12 pm

Dear Lizzielubehead

You are a massive twat

Love Becky

(even though I've basically told her that already)
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Re: unopened letter to the world

Post by apap3rplat3 on Wed 05 Aug 2009, 6:19 pm

^^ yeah speaking of do you know her or something? haha i just noticed she like called you out and such
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Re: unopened letter to the world

Post by Becky on Wed 05 Aug 2009, 6:29 pm

Nope, I don't. She posted some stupid videos of her 'drunk' and stuff on the forum and all I said was "why do we care?" and she started a slanging match from there.
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Re: unopened letter to the world

Post by Grandpa Clivey on Wed 05 Aug 2009, 7:14 pm

Dear All,
I wish I could write what I want to write, but I can't
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Re: unopened letter to the world

Post by kappa99 on Wed 05 Aug 2009, 8:39 pm

Dear Tony Mowbray,

Please drop that useless 4m dud from Cameroon tonight, so that we get into the Champions League.
Try not to replace him with the Greek Fairy.

Love,

Kappsicle
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Re: unopened letter to the world

Post by Becky on Thu 06 Aug 2009, 12:48 am

Dear megan (my stepsister)

please turn down your music, it really isn't fair that just because dad and stepmummy are at work, you have your twat of a boyfriend (who none of the family like because he is 10 years older, still lives with his mum, convinced his ex gf to get an abortion and gets drunk and tells you to fuck off) over to just pretend to be cockney when he isn't.

Love your lovely stepsister, Becky
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Re: unopened letter to the world

Post by nicola.the.hunter on Thu 06 Aug 2009, 1:21 am

Dear the maker of the inbetweeners,

Thanks for making such an awesome and funny programme. I look forward to seeing the next series.
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