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Re: unopened letter to the world

Post by StandYourGround on Thu 20 Aug 2009, 5:12 am

Martin wrote:Dear admin,

Please fix the spelling of 'unofficial' please. It's annoying me.

Cheers,
Martin xx

cheers

Dear textbooks,

I hope you get to my house on time. Neutral

Lara =)
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Re: unopened letter to the world

Post by Rach on Thu 20 Aug 2009, 6:41 am

Dear Mum (again),
Please don't shout if I fail my exams.


Dear Rachel,
Please have done good enough to pass exams.


Dear Leeds Fest,
I want you now.


Dear Mum and Dad,
If you stopped shouting at the TV during footie, I wouldn't have to put my headphones on, and you wouldn't have to come into my room to talk to me.

Love, yours truly.
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Re: unopened letter to the world

Post by Elemental on Thu 20 Aug 2009, 7:05 am

Dear beard,

Looking good today,

Your beloved,
Matt
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Re: unopened letter to the world

Post by nicola.the.hunter on Thu 20 Aug 2009, 7:08 am

Dear myself,

Stop being such a moody cow all the time! Its getting boring and really rather annoying.

Thanks for reading.
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Re: unopened letter to the world

Post by Pete on Thu 20 Aug 2009, 7:09 am

Dear Pete

Sup?

Regards Pete
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Re: unopened letter to the world

Post by Sophiee on Thu 20 Aug 2009, 8:11 am

Dear Pete

Sup?

Regards Sophie
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Re: unopened letter to the world

Post by Pete on Thu 20 Aug 2009, 8:23 am

Dear Sophie

Not much. Watching the game. Having a bud. What aboot you?

Regards Pete
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Re: unopened letter to the world

Post by Sophiee on Thu 20 Aug 2009, 8:29 am

Dear Pete

Just getting ready for school tomorrow, joy.

Fanks, Sophie.



Dear School.

Fall down Pl0x

Sophie
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Re: unopened letter to the world

Post by apap3rplat3 on Thu 20 Aug 2009, 12:06 pm

Dear Dad,

Please, please stop acting retarded everytime we go somewhere in public. I know it's hard to not be stupid, but please try.

thanks
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Re: unopened letter to the world

Post by Niamh on Thu 20 Aug 2009, 2:48 pm

Dear Calvin Harris

Marry me and have my babies you absolute sex muffin.

Truly yours, Niamh.
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Re: unopened letter to the world

Post by Jennie on Thu 20 Aug 2009, 6:40 pm

Dear work

Fall down, burn or disappear
i dont want to come in today, tomorrow, or ever

Kind Regards,
Jennie.
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Re: unopened letter to the world

Post by Jed on Thu 20 Aug 2009, 10:11 pm

Dear GCSE Results,

Please be good I will burn you on a fire and then myself

Regards, Jed.
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Re: unopened letter to the world

Post by nicola.the.hunter on Thu 20 Aug 2009, 10:39 pm

Dear farmer Mike (the evil one not the nice one)

Please don't have a go at me and the others at work just because we were walking on the edge of your field. Also don't try and be clever and say 'theres nowhere that wildlife can go without dogs always being around' when you have just got off your huge, noisy, scary and generally destructive combine harvester!

Thanks for reading, Nicola.
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Re: unopened letter to the world

Post by shancmf on Thu 20 Aug 2009, 11:11 pm

Dear Keele
THANK YOU SO MUCH! Very Happy
love Shannon
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Re: unopened letter to the world

Post by Sophiee on Fri 21 Aug 2009, 3:53 am

Dear Mrs Wanks.

Piss off.

Taa, Sophie.
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Re: unopened letter to the world

Post by Bess on Fri 21 Aug 2009, 7:20 am

Dear you,

Please don't make tomorrow difficult, I'll either cry, scream or explode on the inside...the latter most probable!!!

I love you when you're not a moody bitch.

Cheers, Bess.
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Re: unopened letter to the world

Post by apap3rplat3 on Fri 21 Aug 2009, 8:45 am

Dear Mrs. Workman,

NOBODY LIKES YOU. NOT ANY STUDENTS. NOT ANY TEACHERS. You are a bitch. You are a Keystone/Oklahoma History teacher. Anyone, yes, ANYONE could do your job. It requires 0% of knowledge or skill. And yet you have this false sense of authority because they ask you to supervise the lunchroom (probably because they don't want to be near you.) Please stop being such a bossy bitch and thinking people respect/listen to you. No one does. Please, just leave.

Thanks,
EVERYONE AT THE HIGH SCHOOL
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Re: unopened letter to the world

Post by Charn on Fri 21 Aug 2009, 9:17 am

Dear Alex

I love you ever so dearly.

Love from Charn
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Re: unopened letter to the world

Post by chris_dreads on Fri 21 Aug 2009, 10:02 am

dear economics and economists of the world

your subject sucks big hairy floppy donkey dick

yours faithfully

chris
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Re: unopened letter to the world

Post by MikeyC on Fri 21 Aug 2009, 10:52 am

Dear 'The Best Kebab Shop', Liskeard

I have been a loyal customer for years, both sober and absolutely ruined your chicken burgers completed my life, I get genuinely excited about the prospect of having one. The past 2 times I've had them though have not been such joyous experiences though as they taste completely fucking different now! At first it was quite nice, not too dissimilar to the chicken burgers I've had from a place in Plymouth BUT, it didn't leave me with that immense feeling of satisfaction they normally do, I'm the happiest person in the world after I've eaten one, this time I just felt kind of empty inside. I've just had another one and it was the same, only I felt completely cheated and utterly unsatisfied, so unsatisfied I couldn't even finish half of it lest I break into tears over it's former glory.
This is not a change for the best and I hope you will come to realise this too and return to the original supplier post haste. I will no doubt return for your food, the fried chicken and spicy wings are fucking glorious, I just hope you can see the error of your ways on the chicken burger front before it's too late.

Regards
Michael Clarke

P.S the new guys don't toast the buns enough, sort it out
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Re: unopened letter to the world

Post by Niamh on Fri 21 Aug 2009, 6:19 pm

Dear Vodka

I know I complain about you, but I love you really you saucy minx
THANKS FOR GETTING ME WELL DRUNK

Love Niamh Smile
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Re: unopened letter to the world

Post by SophieM on Sat 22 Aug 2009, 3:38 am

Dear Mosquitos
Please stop using my body as a moving buffet.
Go find someone else to steal blood from you thieving bastards.

With love,
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Re: unopened letter to the world

Post by Sophiee on Sat 22 Aug 2009, 4:46 am

Dear former place of work.

Get fucked.

Good day, Sophie.
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Re: unopened letter to the world

Post by kappa99 on Sat 22 Aug 2009, 4:48 am

Dear English ES fans,

Please stop saying your coming to Glasgow every tour, and then not bother.
And I wont be doing any English dates myself again, unless its a tour without scottish ones, again.

K99 x
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Re: unopened letter to the world

Post by StandYourGround on Sat 22 Aug 2009, 5:41 am

Dear fellow uni students,

Stop being assholes and try and be helpful? :/

Lara x
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