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Re: unopened letter to the world

Post by Elemental on Mon 31 Aug 2009, 6:19 am

Dear someone,

Do you not see how it's slightly gay that you put your dick in a girls vagina while another guys dick was already present in said vagina. This means at least one half of your dick was being stimulated by another guys dick...sort yourself out.

Also Dear said girl,

What the fuck were you thinking.

Regards,
MBizzle
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Re: unopened letter to the world

Post by Pete on Mon 31 Aug 2009, 5:10 pm

Dear venues of Nottingham

Hurry the fuck up.

Ta
Pete
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Re: unopened letter to the world

Post by Saga3nanna1supi on Mon 31 Aug 2009, 8:25 pm

Dear myself,

stop being a scared coward and go talk to him!
He won't bite..

Linde,
x

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Dear A.,

sorry that i always stare at you, but never talk.
One day i'll find the curage to do it!
Oh and why were you pointing at me yesterday?
I hope i don't irritate you..

Love,
Linde
x
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Re: unopened letter to the world

Post by nicola.the.hunter on Thu 03 Sep 2009, 2:07 am

Dear person I previously mentioned,

I hope you're not avoiding me, please come on msn we really need to chat!

Thanks
Nicola
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Re: unopened letter to the world

Post by Charn on Thu 03 Sep 2009, 4:14 am

Joely wrote:Dear Charn,

You seem very angry. Have a hug.

Dear Joely,

Only just saw that, thank you (:
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Re: unopened letter to the world

Post by nicola.the.hunter on Sun 27 Sep 2009, 10:27 pm

Dear people of the forum

Lets bring this topic back as its quite a good one Smile

Thanks
Nicola
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Re: unopened letter to the world

Post by Rach on Sun 27 Sep 2009, 10:34 pm

Dear ESF,

I miss how it used to be.
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Re: unopened letter to the world

Post by HappySailor69 on Sun 27 Sep 2009, 10:59 pm

dear you.

thank you for last night, I really meant what I said, i love you

p.s i sound like a chick.

josh.
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Re: unopened letter to the world

Post by Jennie on Mon 28 Sep 2009, 9:31 am

Dear work,

Please dont tell me you hate my hair and i need to dye it again, i actually love it.

Thanks.
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Re: unopened letter to the world

Post by apap3rplat3 on Mon 28 Sep 2009, 11:09 am

Dear Microsoft,

Stop making shit consoles. And hire people who speak English.

Thanks,
every xbox owner
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Re: unopened letter to the world

Post by Tommy k on Sat 03 Oct 2009, 2:41 am

dear God

please let it rain really hard all night so work will finish very very early.
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Re: unopened letter to the world

Post by Charn on Tue 06 Oct 2009, 6:51 am

Dear Charn's body

Please will you stop causing me so much grief, and absorb my iron? Im not eating all that red meat for nowt you know.
And please heal mr rib, and stop poking my lung, cos it hurts.
You make me sad, cos now it's completely impossible to go see ES now.

Ta.
Charn Sad
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Re: unopened letter to the world

Post by HappySailor69 on Tue 06 Oct 2009, 7:01 am

dear colchester driving agency

please please dont let me have Jane tomorrow and please let me have keith or Pete and please let me pass. 3 times is enough, it costs so much and im a student for fucks sake im not made of money.

Joshhhhhhwaaaa
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Re: unopened letter to the world

Post by Jed on Tue 06 Oct 2009, 8:41 am

Dear the female population,

just to let you know im still here, although it seems you have forgotten i exist

kthxbai
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Re: unopened letter to the world

Post by Scott on Tue 06 Oct 2009, 10:43 am

Dear prick who stole my bag,

GIMMIE IT BACK FUCKTARD.

Or atleast the keys and Flash Drive.
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Re: unopened letter to the world

Post by Niamh on Wed 07 Oct 2009, 3:25 am

Dear Early Learning Centre

Allow not giving me a job.
The others were all up their arses.
'Not enough experience' - It's a fucking toy shop.

G'day.
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Re: unopened letter to the world

Post by Tommy k on Wed 07 Oct 2009, 3:34 am

Dear carling

your cheap and taste nice and getting me ready for to night

Love tom
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Re: unopened letter to the world

Post by Pete on Wed 07 Oct 2009, 6:05 am

Dear Saturday

Get a poke on. I'm ready for you.

Yours lovingly
Pete
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Re: unopened letter to the world

Post by Doo on Thu 08 Oct 2009, 2:04 am

Dear majority of the country,

calm the fuck down

giggles, cuddles and winks,
Doo
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Re: unopened letter to the world

Post by Martin on Thu 08 Oct 2009, 10:41 am

Tommy k wrote:Dear Carling

You're cheap.

Love Martin.

Better. Cannot stand Carling, watery as fuck.
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Re: unopened letter to the world

Post by Jennie on Fri 09 Oct 2009, 12:51 am

To guy who just came in and spoke to me like shit,

Instead of talking in complete jibberish to me, quoting "TABA, FEB 2010, 4*HOTELS" as if im some kind of fucking robot, try rewinding and saying hello, being polite and asking me what brochure you want, dickhead.

Go to co-op next time, thats what they do,
Jen.
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Re: unopened letter to the world

Post by The Jester on Fri 09 Oct 2009, 1:27 am

Jennie wrote:quoting "TABA, FEB 2010, 4*HOTELS"
refer him to the Hilton hotel.. Razz
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Re: unopened letter to the world

Post by Martin on Fri 30 Oct 2009, 6:29 am

Dear Sophie,

Stop sending me daft apps on Facebook please, because I ALWAYS WIN. ALWAYS. As shown by this screenshot:



Lots of love and shizz,
Martin xx
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Re: unopened letter to the world

Post by Sophiee on Fri 30 Oct 2009, 6:36 am

Dear Martypants

I will hit you with a real pillow one day.
By pillow I mean car.

Lots MORE love and shizz.
Sophie.
xxxx
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Re: unopened letter to the world

Post by Scott on Fri 30 Oct 2009, 9:21 am

Dear god,

I'm fed up of having to endure the sexual tension between Martin and Sophie, can you make it stop please?

Thanks, avid atheist.
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