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Re: unopened letter to the world

Post by aprilMCC on Tue 25 Jan 2011, 1:28 pm

Dear exams,

I hope one day the educational systems rids itself of you because the only thing you do is lower peoples grades.

Thanks again,
April
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Re: unopened letter to the world

Post by Dodson on Wed 26 Jan 2011, 4:53 am

Dear Royal Mail,

I know our relationship has had it's ups and downs, but this is taking the piss.
WHERE IS MY LGB EP/SHIRT BUNDLE?

Regards,
Jack

P.S. UPS are so much better.
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Re: unopened letter to the world

Post by Frankie on Wed 26 Jan 2011, 4:58 am

Dear USB stick,

Why are you such an idiot and why did you have to go missing with all my coursework on when I have deadlines in less than 2 weeks?! Sad


Please come back to me, I miss you.
Frankie x
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Re: unopened letter to the world

Post by nicola.the.hunter on Wed 26 Jan 2011, 5:26 am

Dear world,

Why does life have to be complicated? Why can't someone just tell me how things with work out if I do certain things and help me make the right choices in life? It's just not fair.

If someone could do this it would be much appreciated,
Nicola
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Re: unopened letter to the world

Post by Dodson on Wed 26 Jan 2011, 8:08 am

Dear 'Nothing To Declare',

Y U SO GOOD?

Yours sincerely,
Jack
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Re: unopened letter to the world

Post by Dodson on Thu 27 Jan 2011, 8:28 am

Dear Word Lens,

When will you make a French to English/English to French add on, it would help me more than the Spanish equivalents

Thanks,
Jack
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Re: unopened letter to the world

Post by Hect1c1 on Wed 16 Feb 2011, 4:40 am

dear robert pattinson
just wondering how far you can fuck off
from Hect1c1
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Re: unopened letter to the world

Post by aprilMCC on Thu 28 Apr 2011, 11:27 am

Dear father,

I've always had your back when mother and the twerp were ripping on you. Every single time. Why is it that when I need you to back me up the most you always "refuse to get involved"? Fuck you, reallly. Don't expect my support anymore.

Best regards,
The only one who had your back all these years.
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Re: unopened letter to the world

Post by Matt on Mon 02 May 2011, 7:55 am

Dear Fucktard,

Paying for a £2.99 product with a £20 note does not make you cool.

Best regards,
Ificould slapyouiwould
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Re: unopened letter to the world

Post by Hobbsy on Mon 02 May 2011, 8:32 am

Dear Football Nerd,

Why do you get so upset if someone takes the piss out of your football team?

Does your life really revolve around a ball?

Kind regards,

Pikachuwould rapeyourass
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Re: unopened letter to the world

Post by Charn on Mon 02 May 2011, 8:42 am

^hahahahahahaha.

Dear Oli,

Please stop wearing the same hoodie and chinos, it doesn't look cool and hipsta anymore it just looks dirty. Also, ARE YOU DTF OR WHAT.

Ta' lad.
Charn.
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Re: unopened letter to the world

Post by Poppins on Thu 26 May 2011, 7:56 am

Dear dickhead outside the Duke of Northumberland,

No, I do not want your telephone number. I am an engaged lady, and even if I was single, I wouldn't get a date by accepting the numbers of random old drunks on the street. Also, if I turn you down on the way into the shops, that does not give you any right to pinch my fucking arse on the way out, you disgusting, despicable pervert.

Dear two lads walking past,

Thank you for defending my honour, calling that dude out and offering to give him a slap. Not many people would bother doing that for a stranger, and it made me feel a lot better about humanity. You are true gentlemen, and I hope whoever you pick up in Tiger Tiger tonight deserves you.

Regards,

Poppins
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Re: unopened letter to the world

Post by blissof89 on Thu 26 May 2011, 9:45 am

Dear sonisphere

YAS!

Cheers
Jack
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Re: unopened letter to the world

Post by blissof89 on Thu 26 May 2011, 9:50 am

Poppins wrote:Dear dickhead outside the Duke of Northumberland,

No, I do not want your telephone number. I am an engaged lady, and even if I was single, I wouldn't get a date by accepting the numbers of random old drunks on the street. Also, if I turn you down on the way into the shops, that does not give you any right to pinch my fucking arse on the way out, you disgusting, despicable pervert.


People like this are well and truly scum of the earth, unfortunately every time I go out in Norwich I seem to see more and more of this.

Whatever happened to chatting someone up properly?
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Re: unopened letter to the world

Post by aprilMCC on Fri 09 Mar 2012, 6:34 pm

Dear whoever mentioned One Direction on this form,

I hope you're happy. I can't stop watching videos on youtube.

Sincerely,
A girl with a bad guilty pleasure.

PS: I swear, boybands must be using subliminal messaging or something.
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Re: unopened letter to the world

Post by Hobbsy on Sat 10 Mar 2012, 12:24 am

Dear Joseph Kony

Y U SO CRAZY?

Love James

P.S. headline Reading Festival plz
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Re: unopened letter to the world

Post by Dodson on Sat 10 Mar 2012, 2:56 am

Hobbsy wrote:Dear Joseph Kony

Y U SO CRAZY?

Love James

P.S. headline Reading Festival plz

He's pretty much Peter Pan
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Re: unopened letter to the world

Post by ChumbaWumba on Sat 10 Mar 2012, 5:43 am

aprilMCC wrote:Dear whoever mentioned One Direction on this form,

I hope you're happy. I can't stop watching videos on youtube.

Sincerely,
A girl with a bad guilty pleasure.

PS: I swear, boybands must be using subliminal messaging or something.

You're welcome Razz
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