The Sex Thread (may be NSFW in places)

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Post by Becky on Fri 08 May 2009, 1:52 am

IAN ISN'T HERE NOW.
I'M BRINGING THIS BACK.
Post about your worries, fun times, sexy times, embarrassing times etc.
Not too much detail please.
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Post by Josh! on Fri 08 May 2009, 1:53 am

hahaha
trust this to be one of the first ones back
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Post by lTwisted on Fri 08 May 2009, 1:54 am

i just jizzed in my pants.
true story
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Post by HappySailor69 on Fri 08 May 2009, 1:55 am

Graveyard+girl+sex=my virginity losing ahhaha im cool
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Post by Becky on Fri 08 May 2009, 1:55 am

You lost your V in a graveyard??
That is so Ali Dino.
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Post by HappySailor69 on Fri 08 May 2009, 1:56 am

Becky wrote:You lost your V in a graveyard??
That is so Ali Dino.

well one of our music venues(colchester arts centre) is a church so yeah...
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Post by kappa99 on Fri 08 May 2009, 1:57 am

I KNEW when i saw you had signed up you'd make this ahah!!!! Fucking legend Bex, fucking legend.

Your allowed to put

<3 Bexy

At the end of every post again too x
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Post by Becky on Fri 08 May 2009, 1:57 am

Haha, that is amazing.
Sounds so gothic.
Probably wasn't though...
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Post by HappySailor69 on Fri 08 May 2009, 1:59 am

Becky wrote:Haha, that is amazing.
Sounds so gothic.
Probably wasn't though...

it was cold, and dark mist was rolling in and their was an owl in the trees haha joking.

outta interest anyone in the mile high?
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Post by Malky on Fri 08 May 2009, 2:10 am

ZombieJosh wrote:
Becky wrote:Haha, that is amazing.
Sounds so gothic.
Probably wasn't though...

it was cold, and dark mist was rolling in and their was an owl in the trees haha joking.

outta interest anyone in the mile high?
I've had a onesome in a plane. Does that count?
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Post by Becky on Fri 08 May 2009, 2:10 am

Who were you thinking of?
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Post by GeorgeMoshington on Fri 08 May 2009, 2:15 am

Only sex i've had is with my hand.
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Post by HappySailor69 on Fri 08 May 2009, 2:18 am

haha malky you dirty swineflu
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Post by Guest on Fri 08 May 2009, 2:21 am

Oh man, I remember this thread.

My ex farted whilst I was giving him a blow job once, it was fucking rank.

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Post by Becky on Fri 08 May 2009, 2:27 am

My boyfriend farted when I was on top of him.
Blamed it on me being on his stomach. Haa
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Post by Guest on Fri 08 May 2009, 2:29 am

haha, the sex thread lives on!

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Post by Frankie on Fri 08 May 2009, 2:30 am

Rach wrote:

My ex farted whilst I was giving him a blow job once, it was fucking rank.

That is pretttyy nasty.
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Post by kappa99 on Fri 08 May 2009, 2:59 am

My ex threw up when she deepthroated me, i caught her gag reflex and up it came.
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Post by Jed on Fri 08 May 2009, 2:59 am

kappa99 wrote:My ex threw up when she deepthroated me, i caught her gag reflex and up it came.

ROFL!
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Post by JakeyBoi! on Fri 08 May 2009, 3:12 am

I'm never taking a girls virginity again
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Post by Guest on Fri 08 May 2009, 3:19 am

Frankiie wrote:
Rach wrote:

My ex farted whilst I was giving him a blow job once, it was fucking rank.

That is pretttyy nasty.

It was, he was just like, "carry on". No ta.

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Post by Frankie on Fri 08 May 2009, 3:21 am

Rach wrote:
Frankiie wrote:
Rach wrote:

My ex farted whilst I was giving him a blow job once, it was fucking rank.

That is pretttyy nasty.

It was, he was just like, "carry on". No ta.

The cheek of him!
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Post by Scott on Fri 08 May 2009, 3:22 am

Rach wrote:
Frankiie wrote:
Rach wrote:

My ex farted whilst I was giving him a blow job once, it was fucking rank.

That is pretttyy nasty.

It was, he was just like, "carry on". No ta.

Should've sucker punched him in the baws.
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Post by Sophiee on Fri 08 May 2009, 3:22 am

Hahah, naaaasty.
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Post by Guest on Fri 08 May 2009, 3:24 am

Scott wrote:

Should've sucker punched him in the baws.

He had none. Saying that, could hardly call what he had a cock anyway...

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