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Post by Malky on Sun 08 Jan 2012, 4:28 am

Unlucky mate, hope the PTSD doesn't hang around too long xx
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Post by will on Sun 08 Jan 2012, 8:25 am

Scott wrote:Having dreams about fucking someone on the forum again. Come at me bro.
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Post by kappa99 on Sun 08 Jan 2012, 1:33 pm

Skully wrote:she looks a filthy bitch though in fairness, always the quiet ones.

Pics for the lads.
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Post by Jaaakkkeee on Mon 09 Jan 2012, 5:03 am

The sex with Lorraine was phenomenal. I doubt I'll ever have that good again.

Chin up though eh? I'll always have the memories, while I sit in the shower, tears rolling down my face, dick in my hand.

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Post by Hobbsy on Mon 09 Jan 2012, 7:20 am

Ginge and I are getting on Tea in Amsterdam tbh
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Post by Pete on Mon 09 Jan 2012, 7:26 am

Hobbsy wrote:Ginge and I are getting on Tea in Amsterdam tbh

You've got some competition from my mate who's coming with me. Wink
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Post by Hobbsy on Mon 09 Jan 2012, 8:04 am

Competition? As if. If I want, I get.
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Post by Pete on Mon 09 Jan 2012, 8:32 am

Can you compete with full sleeve tattoos and ear plugs though?
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Post by Hobbsy on Mon 09 Jan 2012, 8:38 am

Yes cause I don't look like a tit.
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Post by Malky on Mon 09 Jan 2012, 9:19 am

Hobbsy wrote:Yes cause I don't look like a tit.
no you look like a fanny lmao
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Post by Hobbsy on Mon 09 Jan 2012, 9:53 am

And girls love fanny secretly!
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Post by Charn on Mon 09 Jan 2012, 10:07 am

Hobbsy wrote:And girls love fanny secretly!

They do? Razz
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Post by Pete on Mon 09 Jan 2012, 10:08 am

Nah. Girls love tits! You should see the alternative nights in Nottingham. Wink
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Post by Sophiee on Mon 09 Jan 2012, 10:13 am

I do love tits.
If I see a nice pair of boobies my first thought is to squeeze them and go HONK.
I haven't done it though.
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Post by Malky on Mon 09 Jan 2012, 10:18 am

If you've never squeezed some nice boobs and gone "honk", you're a let down imho
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Post by Charn on Mon 09 Jan 2012, 10:19 am

Sophiee wrote:I do love tits.
If I see a nice pair of boobies my first thought is to squeeze them and go HONK.
I haven't done it though.

I don't know any girls who don't appreciate tits. Me and my friends do that all the time.
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Post by Hobbsy on Mon 09 Jan 2012, 10:21 am

Sophiee wrote:I do love tits.
If I see a nice pair of boobies my first thought is to squeeze them and go HONK.
I haven't done it though.

You can honk mine when I come up in march haha
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Post by Pete on Mon 09 Jan 2012, 10:26 am

I swear EVERY girl I know greets each other by grabbing each others boobs. Or maybe it's just a nottingham thing? Either way I'm not complaining.
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Post by Sophiee on Mon 09 Jan 2012, 10:32 am

I've done it to friends but never a stranger with big knockers.
That is the dream.
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Post by Charn on Mon 09 Jan 2012, 10:36 am

Sophiee wrote:I've done it to friends but never a stranger with big knockers.
That is the dream.

Met this girl about 3 years ago who had huge tits and said she wanted breast reduction surgery, me and friends were just around her touching her boobs telling her they were amazing. To be fair, everyone was rather drunk, I couldn't do it to a stranger being sober haha.
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Post by Poppins on Mon 09 Jan 2012, 11:59 am

The correct way to grab a lady's bosom is as follows:

1. Politely ask if the lady has ever had her breasts weighed.
2. Upon receiving a negative answer, firmly grasp one in each hand.
3. Jiggle them up and down, shouting "Wheeeeeeeeeeeeeey!"



4. Get slapped in the face.
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Post by ChumbaWumba on Mon 09 Jan 2012, 12:12 pm

Poppins wrote:The correct way to grab a lady's bosom is as follows:

1. Politely ask if the lady has ever had her breasts weighed.
2. Upon receiving a negative answer, firmly grasp one in each hand.
3. Jiggle them up and down, shouting "Wheeeeeeeeeeeeeey!"



4. Get slapped in the face. laid.

I might try this one day, sounds like nothing could go wrong!
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Post by beth on Mon 09 Jan 2012, 12:41 pm

Everyone loves tits. Even gay guys love tits, tits are great fun.
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Post by Pete on Mon 09 Jan 2012, 1:44 pm

Here's one then. Tits vs Bums. Which is better?
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Post by Poppins on Mon 09 Jan 2012, 2:22 pm

Pete wrote:Here's one then. Tits vs Bums. Which is better?

Tits on women, and bums on men.
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