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Post by Lambie on Thu 17 Sep 2009, 3:18 am

^ My mate told me about that pic today!

http://www.atom.com/spotlights/kanye_west_apology/
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Post by kappa99 on Thu 17 Sep 2009, 10:32 am

That pic is fucking priceless!
Glad to see none of this peta nonsense.

"Why did the chicken cross the road? Cos its free range, innit"
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Post by Guest on Thu 17 Sep 2009, 12:39 pm




aww

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Post by Red_Lion on Fri 09 Oct 2009, 8:01 am

i've got 2 Razz

1) some people say there's safety in numbers.........try telling that to six million jews

2) Saints have a new sponor........Tampax. a spokesman said "helping a bunch of c*nts through a bad period was a great way to promote our product".
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Post by Skully on Fri 16 Oct 2009, 9:10 am

a dwarf pulls in a bar & tells the bird he can give her the ride of her life curiously she goes home with him and before she knows it shes lying on the bed screaming in ecstacy she says to the dwarf your amazing the dwarf replies " thats fuck all love just wait till i get the other leg in "
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Post by Matt on Sun 18 Oct 2009, 6:31 am

Whats green and smells like pork

Kermit's Fingers
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Post by Red_Lion on Fri 20 Nov 2009, 2:28 am

a muslim man calls a U.S T.V station and complains... He says, "Thats Star Trek.... you've got black, white, asian, chinese and even Klingons!.... but no muslims?"

Geezer replies "Thats because its set in the future you twat!"
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Post by macca on Mon 30 Nov 2009, 8:15 am

A girl in a bar said to me, "I wouldn't fuck you if you were the last person alive."

Leaning over and whispering, I replied, "But who would be around to stop me?"

Wiped the smug look off her face.
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Post by macca on Wed 30 Dec 2009, 11:11 am

I keep hearing about all these Muslim teenagers being brainwashed.

Well, at least that's one part of their body that won't smell
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Post by Doo on Sun 10 Jan 2010, 5:58 am

Jennie wrote:I love penguin jokes.

What do penguins eat for dinner?





Ice burgers.

Shit.

I acctually just ate a penguin that declared that horrific joke on the back.
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Post by Red_Lion on Tue 09 Mar 2010, 1:51 am

kicked the shit out of 4 skinheads who were looking at me funny...

...Turned out they were blind leukaemia patients... but a wins a win.
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Post by ChumbaWumba on Tue 09 Mar 2010, 4:02 am

'I saw this guy in an Italian restaurant ordering pizza in fluent Italian. The waiter seemed to appreciate his willingness to accept their culture.

So, I tried the same thing in our local Chinese restaurant.

I squinted my eyes and shouted, "Harro! Spesha frah raice prease!" But instead of showing appreciation, they took the upturned prawn-cracker basket from my head and told me to get out.'
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Post by Hect1c1 on Wed 16 Feb 2011, 4:55 am

whats black and screams like fuck
stevie wonder answering the iron
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